This Self-Stirring Mug Proves That God Exists!

February 13, 2023

Why It’s Lit

 Because you’ll never have to worry about manually circle jerking your morning coffee ever again…

Believe It Or Not

This self-stirring mug instantly protects you from burning yourself. It’s anti-scalding design offers intimate protection from your boiling hot coffee. 

Drop This Fact

Coffee was discovered by an Ethiopian goat herder in the 1500s. He noticed that after his goats ate coffee cherries, they gained a high amount of energy and didn’t sleep at night. The goat herder shared this noticeable pattern with the local monks and they made their own drink from coffee beans and discovered they could stay up all night praying. The discovery spread like wildfire throughout Ethiopian monks and ultimately throughout the entire world.

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